Choose from 32 national teams and control silly dummy players on mini soccer fields. Score goals in this fun HTML5 football game for all ages. Ragdoll physics create hilarious match moments.
Football fans, ragdoll physics lovers, family game seekers, and silly sports enthusiasts.
First, pick your favorite team from 32 national squads. Then, take control of your dummy player and try to score by moving past the goalie. Use directional controls to move your player and time your kicks to get the ball past the goalkeeper.
Use head physics to your advantage - dummy headers often surprise goalkeepers.
Easy — dummy controls are intentionally imprecise creating natural comedy; no advanced technique is required to have fun or score goals.
Ragdoll physics in sports games became mainstream after the 2002 FIFA game introduced 'procedural animation' that calculated player body physics in real-time rather than using pre-recorded animations. The intentionally absurd ragdoll approach in dummy sports games satirizes that same physics technology.